JWOWW FROM JERSEY SHORE (2009–PRESENT)
Look at that picture above: JWoww, full of rage, cocking back to strong-arm The Situation. That shit is fucking scary. The over-aggressiveness on display in that still is the main reason why we think she might be packing a little extra downstairs (well, that and the fact that she has the classic raspy tranny voice). In all seriousness though, we hope she's not a man because she's definitely in our "would probably smash if laying naked on our bed" category.