DANIELLE STAUB FROM THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY (2009-2010)
The first thing you’re going to say: “But she has a sex tape!” Well, we’re still calling bullshit. As R. Kelly and his wonderful lawyers proved to a jury of 12, CGI can do incredible things nowadays. Plus, truth is, we don't know anyone who's actually seen this tape. The only cases we could find were a few people who watched it and than mysteriously gouged out their eyeballs. Weird.