#4: MARLEY SHELTON AS DR. DAKOTA BLOCK IN PLANET TERROR (2007)
Pop quiz: After learning that your wife, Marley Shelton, has been concealing a lesbian love affair with Fergie, do you, A) request a divorce, B) try to kill her, or C) demand a threesome? If you chose answer C, congratulations: you’ve logged on to the right website! Josh Brolin’s surly doctor in Robert Rodriguez’s Grindhouse
entry Planet Terror
is definitely not Complex material; he opts for letter B, completely ignoring the glorious opportunity before him. A Shelton/Fergie sandwich? Shit, we’ve got the pickle right here!