#5: MARIA BELLO AS AMY RAINEY IN SECRET WINDOW (2004)
After walking in on his smokin’ hot wife (Maria Bello) while she’s freaking some lucky dude, an author (Johnny Depp) enters cuckoo land. We feel his pain. Landing a runway model of a wife like Bello can’t be easy, so watching her give up the goods to another man must be the ultimate kick to the balls. Not that we’d begin imagining creepy farmers who look like John Turturro, or commit murder. For us, the post-discovery process would consist of a few hard nights inside the local tavern, preceding trips to Pleasure Plus Video. Everyone’s healing process is different, though.