#3: YOUR HIGHNESS
Director: David Gordon Green
Stars: Danny McBride, James Franco, Natalie Portman, Zooey Deschanel, Justin Theroux
Release Date: April 8
Why we’re excited: Finally, a reason to stop rewatching our Monty Python and the Holy Grail DVD. Picture Pineapple Express set in the Medieval Times, then toss in a thong-a-rific Natalie Portman backshot, and you’ll have a pretty good idea as to what Your Highness has in store. The cast is ace, the jokes in the trailer all work, and the creature effects look rather badass. Oh, and did we mention that Natalie Portman wears a thong in one scene? And you thought she couldn’t top Black Swan’s girl-on-girl session with Mila Kunis. Never underestimate the power of Portman, fellas.