MICHELLE LOMBARDO
Character: Michelle, better known as “Surfer Girl”
Season(s): 1-2
Why they were hot: From sucking off a popsicle in a convenience store to fucking Hank to stealing his records and guitar in a post-coital haze, there’s never a dull moment with this chick. Sure, she’s a bit of a klepto, but everyone’s got their vices...it gives her character. Or something like that. Besides, she returned the stolen shit a while later, so technically it’s like she just borrowed it. Whatever. She’s still hot.