Chuck D would be so proud of young Caitlin Ryan—or Yung Katalyzt, as she was (probably) known around campus. When she couldn't get her environmental message out through Degrassi Junior High's newspaper, she grabbed a hype man and took her fight directly to the people with a sick 16. And by "sick," we mean fucking anemic. No charisma, simplistic rhymes, and a Canadian accent. Stop the stink indeed! She should have had Drake, er, Jimmy ghostwrite her verse. Also, we love how the black girl was the first person to sign the petition. Real subtle, Degrassi!

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