CHECK! CHECK! CHECK CHECK CHECK! All we have to say about this is, "We sail around the world and go port to port/every time I come, I produce a quart." Character Rap Fun Fact #17: This is not actually the first business presentation to employ that exact couplet. That distinction actually belongs to the AOL-Time Warner merger. Shame on you, Gerald Levin!

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