While we're all about you protecting your tech, we gotta draw the line at this sartorial fail of a phone case. We also don't condone giving your phone a name, which you probably already do if you buy it outfits. Yeah, we love nice denim as much as the next person, but dressing your phone up like a mini you makes it seem like your BlackBerry is the only thing you'll be undressing after the party. [Etsy]

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