Ever try looking into a white person's devilishly blue eyes on Black Friday? You can't, because they avoid eye contact so nobody will see them crying. Shockingly, white folks do have feelings, and every year on the day after Thanksgiving, when they've finished stuffing their faces and laughing at their swindling of Native Americans, their alligator cave beast skin softens and they get choked up because there's no white weekday. Well, Complex hates to see anyone suffer, so we decided to throw the pale faces a bone by recasting Ice Cube and Chris Tucker's classic hood comedy Friday with white actors. After all, does the original man really need two black Fridays? Probably not. This Black Friday, be equal opportunity and check out the new and improved whitened cast of Friday...