Pause. Sorry, we try to act mature but educational television networks just keep churning out shows with suspect titles that beg our "Pardon?" For example, tonight at 9 p.m. is the season-two finale of Nat Geo Wild's My Dog Ate What?, a show about "the astonishing items dogs have swallowed," which includes a zipper, thongs, tampons, and...more. A to the YO. Before we even knew that about the show, its title made us double-take and think of a post we did last June, National Ayographic! The 10 Most Pause-Worthy Educational Shows. Somehow we overlooked My Dog Ate What? then, so we had to call it out now, for our dog's sake, that hungry, peanut butter lickin' bitch. Now that we have, check out the original list to see other pause-worthy educational shows...

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