Jamie Lee Curtis is rolling in her grave—and that bitch ain't even dead yet! This ugly remake full of horror convention sad sacks and hillbilly drama should have ended with Myers' escape from the mental hospital, but Zombie insists on cramming the entirety of Carpenter's 1978 masterpiece into the final act, forcing you to sit through the far inferior version of events you know all too well. The only thing worse than Rob Zombie's Halloween...is Rob Zombie's Halloween 2.