Call us crazy, but we don't usually cut for 65-year-old women (the exception being, of course, your mom). Simply put, gravity is a bitch. Plus, the 4:30 rush for the Early Bird Special at Denny's is a truly depressing sight. But Helen Mirren is a different story. The Oscar-winning Dame of the British Empire was bad, still is bad, and, for all we know, will be bad 10 years from now. She stars in Red, the adaptation of the Warren Ellis graphic novel that hits theaters tomorrow, and we'll have no problem watching Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman, and John Malkovich's old asses, so long as we get a few glimpses of Helen's fine one. Mirren's been putting in working for many a minute, and in anticipation of Red, we're taking a look back at her all-time hottest roles.

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