Hometown: Poplar Bluff
Claim to fame: No, no, we don't know much about April Scott. But we do know this unknown actress sure is hot. Hot to trot, hell, prolly hot sittin' on the pot. And yeah, that's all we got. DISCLAIMER: We only speak in dumbed-down Dr. Seuss rhymes when we can't find the maturity to function around unbelievably sexy women.