Step in dog diarrhea this morning after getting mugged while walking to work because your car broke down? Of course you did. It's Friday the 13th and you're shit out of (good) luck! Call us superstitious, but nothing positive ever happens on this dreadful day. That's why there's a horror franchise—in which a maniac wielding sharp objects picks off people one by one—named for it. Speaking of which, with all the negative energy in the air, it'd be a good idea to turn your ass around, lock yourself in your house, throw on some horror flicks, assume the fetal position on the sofa, and just watch scary shit happen to other people until it's Saturday the 14th and you're officially safe. We can't guarantee you won't somehow step in dog shit on your couch after a tree branch crashes through your window, but hey, it's the best plan we've got. To help you out, here's Complex's countdown of the 50 scariest movies of all time. You can thank us tomorrow. Assuming you live to see it, that is...

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