TIGER WOODS, PROFESSIONAL GOLFER
WHEN: 2009
RECORDING: Incriminating voicemail to his side piece, Jaimee Grubbs
WHY IT'S EMBARRASSING: This swinging dick shanked it horribly when he left a panicked voice message for his 24-year-old cocktail waitress jumpoff. Not only did he beg Grubbs to take her name off her voicemail in case his suspicious wife, Elin Nordegren, who