SCOTT VAN PELT, ESPN SPORTSCENTER ANCHOR
WHEN: 2006
RECORDING: Sappy voicemail for a chick he met at Dewey Beach, Delaware
WHY IT'S EMBARRASSING: Going out like a self-effacing Jon Favreau in Swingers by desperately calling a chick too soon (repeatedly) and begging for a date in is infinitely more embarrassing when you're a public figure and she plays you out by posting the audio online. We're not sure why she wasn't dripping with excitement when he said he should be lucky to bag any chick who doesn't have a club foot and Bell's palsy. We can't even count how many times that pitch has helped us smash a chick with cerebral palsy.