Worldwide Wednesday: The 10 Hottest Cleveland Women

Claim to fame: No, they're not A Double Shot at Love's Ikki Twins, but they're still twin nudie stars! Allegedly, the twins started their career hosting Internet chats in their dorm room. What?! We don't remember chicks being both that bored and that down back in college.

Claim to fame: Who could forget the year she ran for governor of California against Gary Coleman and The Terminator and placed tenth out of 135 circus-freak candidates? Obviously, The Terminator won, but maybe the Golden State might've avoided a shit ton of debt had Mary's free love been the economic policy.

Claim to fame: Best known for her role as Jennifer in Barbershop 2 and as the titular character in Traci Townsend, the infamous Jazsmin Lewis is just tearin' Hollywood up. Okay, so maybe she's not. But she's hot. Sometimes, that'll suffice.

Claim to fame: The Bad Boy-signed artist first hit the charts on collabo singles with Mase and P. Diddy back in '99. Since then, her own singles have waned but her opening track on Making the Band 3 is still widely recognizable, despite the fact that it's often mistaken for a Danity Kane song.

Claim to fame: The 23-year-old blonde is a hero in a birthday suit. Every night, her work rescues men nationwide from the life-threatening effects of sex deprivation. In 2010, the adult entertainment industry finally recognized her with the "Unsung Starlet of the Year" Award.

Claim to fame: If you don't know who she is, then you don't know anything. You've gotta remember her! After all, she's Unique. Literally. The reality star garnered that nickname with her self-described "silent seductive role" on VH1's For the Love of Ray J. Ah, modern times.

Claim to fame: Although she began her career as a fashion model, doing print work for brands like Lee Jeans and editorials for magazines like Vogue, she is best known for being the March 2000 Playmate of the Month. In 2004, she was infamously attacked by fellow hottie Bijou Philips in an L.A. nightclub and the fight was broken up by Chandler from Friends. Could that BE a more ridiculous situation?

Claim to fame: The former JennaZ changed her name to Catalina Cruz when admirers began regularly referring to her as "Penelope Cruz with large breasts." We wholeheartedly support the name change, as we'd never dare piss off any chick who's Licensed to Blow.

Claim to fame: Potter? We hardly know her! Before becoming NBC's new Parenthood MILF, Monica starred in Con Air, Saw, and had a stint on Boston Legal. Given her track record, it's safe to assume her steady stream of gigs won't be trickling down anytime soon. Besides, she's...hahahahaha, we said "trickling down"!

Claim to fame: Halle Berry is the light at the end of the tunnel (of this list). Her grace, class, and Oscar-winning talent has never been more refreshing than it is now. Lately, the mother of one has been busier with her daughter than with filming, but we never fail to appreciate even the most pathetic paparazzi snapshots of her crossing the street. She purty.