Muy Caliente: The 10 Hottest Miami Heat Dancers

There's a reason Lebron James said South Beach instead of Miami during his announcement, and that reason is girls. Miami means South Beach, and goin' to South beach means intentionally surrounding yourself with the hottest girls down south. Clearly, Lebron and Chris Bosh are lookin' to play hard and party hard. If only there was a way to take the party with them. Enter: the Miami Heat dancers. Of course, the Heat wouldn't deserve its name had its dancers not been the pinnacle of the city's finest. Like Bosh and James, Pat Riley sure knows how to pick 'em. Check out the 10 hottest Miami Heat dancers.

Hometown: Sunrise, FL

Years on the Squad: Rookie


Fun Facts: She's a self-professed spunky all-American girl whose bio reads like Barbie's: she loves tropical islands, cheese, and scrap-booking (now that's a Big Three!), her advice to young dancers is "Never give up!", and she's from a freakin' place called Sunrise. Sorry Ohio, you just don't find chicks like this in Cleveland.

Hometown: Miami, FL

Years on the squad: 2


Fun facts: If the chick wasn't a dancer, she'd want to be a marine biologist specializing in sharks, which was expected since marine biology and dancing clearly go hand-in-hand. Oh and apparently, if you poke around in this Colombian/Cuban beauty's trunk, you'd find a spare tire, tools, and HEAT posters. She means car trunk, by the way.

Hometown: Miami, FL

Years on the squad: 3


Fun facts:. This half-Chinese, half-Indian dancer's quote to live by is "Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once." Like us, right? Call us back, Lulu. We promise we're nothin' like the "liars and hypocrites" that annoy you.

Hometown: Bronx, NY

Years on the squad: 2


Fun facts: Apparently, this girl is reading The Secret right now. Well, the law of attraction has beckoned us to her. We're willing to overlook that her favorite movie is Twilight for the sake of letting fate take its course and not fucking up the universe.

Hometown: Southwest Ranches, FL

Years on the squad: 5


Fun facts: "A*FLO" is a quintuple threat: student, dancer, model, actress, and singer. The girls got so much goin' on that we can't understand why she focuses on "self-improvement" during the off-season and is currently reading Negotiating Agreement Without Giving In. Ash, we'd give in to you any time.

Hometown: Palm Bay, FL

Years on the squad: Rookie


Fun facts: Umm, her nickname is Fuego, which means "fire" if you no habla espanol. It's 'cause she's hot, get it? Other tidbits of trivia include her interest in shark diving and her love for the movie Armageddon. If we ever got the chance to date her, we'd bring animal crackers.

Hometown: Cincinnati, OH

Years on the road: Rookie


Fun facts: We're sensing a connection between her choice super power being mind control and her current reading of Glenn Beck's Common Sense. But, we're gonna put that out of our minds for a second while we decipher what she means by "Dark Chocolate" as her guilty pleasure.

Hometown: Boca Raton, FL

Years on the squad: 2


Fun facts: The one thing "Kcent" would only do once in her lifetime is get married. Kudos! Yes, that seems far-fetched these days but we can see her using her martial arts training as a scare-tactic to maintain the marriage. Then again, it looks like the former Jersey girl can neutralize any guy with her tractor-beam belly button.

Hometown: Boca Raton, Fl

Years on the squad: 2


Fun facts: We find it hard to believe that she actually thinks people would never believe that she posed in a Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue. Look at her; her nickname "Triple A" probably stands for "Ay ay ay!" 'cause she's so sizzling. We're not at all intimidated by her love for country music. In fact, 'scuse us lil' lady while we dig up our 12-inch...Garth Brooks Greatest Hits vinyl album.