Jessica Simpson might be known more for her personal relationships than her singing nowadays, but whatever—the girl's got talent! OK, so maybe that's a bit of an oversell, but Jessica is celebrating her birthday tomorrow and it's just the excuse we need to look at her chest—er, sorry, her career. In honor of Ms. Sexual Napalm's 30th, we've ranked her five hottest roles. Feel the burn!
5. EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH (2006)
Hottest Scene: Jessica's breasts look pretty awesome in every single scene.
Complex says: Jessica's cute and charming in this movie, which is great news because Dane Cook is neither. Speaking of napalm, can we get D.C. a sympathy dosage?
4. BLONDE AMBITION (2007)
Hottest Scene: When she's working in the office with a black dress on, showing lots of cleavage.
Complex says: This movie tanked in the box office, but we can appreciate a film about an independent woman trying to make it in New York City...if she wears low-cut dresses to work every day.
3. MAJOR MOVIE STAR (2008)
Character: Private Megan Valentine
Hottest Scene: Commanding attention in uniform.
Complex says: We usually see Jessica in typical dumb-blonde roles, so it was refreshing to see her play...ah, who are we kidding, she looks hot in a uniform. Another dose of napalm, please—and thank you!
2. THAT '70S SHOW (2002-2003)
Hottest Scene: Frolicking around in a bikini on the beach.
Complex says: Jessica guest-starred on this show for three episodes as Ashton Kutcher's love interest. Christ, just typing "Ashton Kutcher's love interest" feels icky.
1. THE DUKES OF HAZZARD (2005)
Character: Daisy Duke
Hottest Scene: Beating up guys in short shorts and prancing around in a hot-pink bikini to seduce the sheriff.
Complex says: Jessica's hottest role EVER. Her body is killer and she wears practically no clothes throughout the whole flick. Makes watching Johnny Knoxville act actually bearable, which should be a new entry in Ripley's friggin' Believe It or Not.
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