Company: Balzac
Complex says: Get a load (pause) of this jingle, "You can smack it, you can whack it, Balzac!" It sounds more like ball sack! The first image in the commercial is a figure that hatches into what you think will be a penis but turns out it's just a nut (pause) with a trench coat. The commercial continues with kids running, jumping, and screaming to catch this bouncing nut (pause, smh) and when they finally catch it, the nut escapes and says, "Bet you can't bust Balzac". Seriously, if Balzac comes around our kids again, we will bust it—with a crowbar.