Toy Story 3 hits theaters today, and we couldn't be more childlike in our enthusiasm! Not just because the flick's awesome and deserves a spot on Complex's list of the 25 best animated children's movies with the other Toy Story movies, but also because it allows us to make fun of suspicious and sensuous playthings that have been put on the market for kids. Like the Ken doll that makes an appearance in the franchise's third installment (check him out in the trailer), these toys will make you say AYO! Just to be safe, cover your children's eyes before you check out the most pause-worthy children's toys!