Actress: Salma Hayek
Movie: Across the Universe, 2007
Complex Says: If the prospect of hearing Beatles songs butchered by overwrought actors doesn't float your boat, you probably missed ATU. In which case, we'll give you the only minute of the flick worth watching, wherein five (five!) singing Salma Hayek nurses in mini-skirts serenade a hospital ward. The list of diseases we'd suffer to have five Salmas sing to us begins with "asssores" and ends with "zebratitis."