Who's That Girl? Meet "Greenberg" Actress Greta Gerwig

Who's That Girl? Meet "Greenberg" Actress Greta Gerwig


Ben Stiller's latest flick Greenberg hits theaters tomorrow, and while we're not exactly excited about watching him play a 30-something 40-something unemployed self-obsessed loser, we're more than a little intrigued by his comely love interest, Greta Gerwig. Had we heard of her before this week? We had not. But after watching the trailer for Greenberg, we were inspired to dig into the 26-year-old Cali native's past and compile a gallery of all her nude scenes set of clips of her best work...

GETTING CHEERED UP/GROSSED OUT BY INDIE DUDES ON HANNAH TAKES THE STAIRS (2007)
• In her second movie role, Gerwig played the eponymous Hannah, a grad student doing a summer internship who develops crushes on her schlubby co-workers (now we know why she was cast for Greenberg). We like movies about indie rock dorks that bag hot chicks about as much as we like stubbing our toe, however she's naked in about half the scenes, so we'll just walk it off.

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JUMPING THE VELVET ROPE IN BAGHEAD (2008)
• Baghead centers on four aspiring screenwriters who spend a weekend at a backwoods cabin in order to work on the script that will make them stars...only to be tormented by an unknown man with a bag over his head. Sounds loony/creepy, is loony/creepy, plus Gerwig's naked again, so bangbangbang.

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CONTEMPLATING A LONG-DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP IN NIGHTS AND WEEKENDS (2008)
• Gerwig co-wrote and co-directed this one about a couple trying to keep the spark alive in a long-distance romance. Kind of hard to stay awake for this one, but then Boom! sex scene. Seriously, more indie filmmakers need to get their ratios of introspective monologues to nudity right.

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HELPING A FRIEND GET IN BIG TROUBLE IN THE HOUSE OF THE DEVIL (2009)
• This awesome throwback horror flick came out last Halloween, starring Gerwig as the best friend of the female lead (Jocelin Donahue). We call this a spoiler, but being that it's an homage to classic horror fare, you already know that the best friend meets an end that's nowhere near as pretty as she is.

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PLAYING BEN STILLER'S YOUNGER FLAME IN GREENBERG (2010)
• Ben Stiller's come full circle, playing the slick businessman who dumped on slackers in Reality Bites to now playing a wayward middle-ager unable to find the purpose in his life. Gerwig is, of course, the spark that lights his something or other, to which we say Get the fuck outta here. Also, to all the girls that would be sparks that light some middle age fucker's something or other: we got a job! Sure, it's perusing actresses' nude scenes, but it sure beats building doghouses for our brother's kids.

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