We have the same problem every spring: The weather gets nice and we start to feel guilty about sitting inside and watching TV. Which is terrible, because a person should never feel guilty about watching TV. So to stop Mother Nature from raining on our parade, we decided to cover all our windows with blackout curtains. Sure our living room feels like a mausoleum, but at least there won't be any glare on the screen when we're enjoying our Complex TV Picks of the Weekend...
SPORTS: NCAA TOURNAMENT GAMES, CBS, ALL DAY FRIDAY
• CBS continues their monopoly over March Madness on Friday with a slew of tournament games. Here's a few big ones we're looking forward to watching: First up are a couple of 8 and 9 seed face-offs with Gonzaga vs. Florida State at 7:10 p.m., followed by California vs. Louisville at 9:45 p.m. Someday a 16 will beat a 1, and just in case it's this year, we'll check Vermont vs. Syracuse at 9:30 p.m., and UC Santa Barbara vs. Ohio State at 9:35 p.m.
COMEDY: DANA CARVEY: SQUATTING MONKEYS TELL NO LIES, COMEDY CENTRAL, 11 PM SATURDAY
• If you're spending your Saturday night on the couch, here's a good alternative to Facebook stalking. Dana Carvey's latest HBO comedy special is premiering on Comedy Central and if you missed it the first time around, catch it now.
DOCUMENTARY: LIFE, DISCOVERY, 8 PM SUNDAY
• After years of compiling new awe-inspiring footage of animals in the wild, Planet Earth returns with their second series, Life. And you don't have to be stoned out of your tree-hugging gourd to enjoy the beauty of nature, although it certainly helps.
COMEDY: HOW TO MAKE IT IN AMERICA, HBO, 10 PM SUNDAY
• We loved last week's HTMIIA, which is why we've been waiting all week for this Sunday's episode. Tune in to see Ben and Cam struggle to meet their unexpected T-shirt order and watch Rachel try to come to grips with her boyfriend's bisexuality.
COMEDY: AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE , CARTOON NETWORK, MIDNIGHT SUNDAY
• What cable-watching, red-blooded American doesn't have some strange fixation with Adult Swim? While most of the shows don't always make sense, we've always liked Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Sunday's episode of ATHF puts Meatwad in a compromising situation with Frylock.