We don't know what you're up to between 11 p.m. and 1:30 a.m., but for us it usually involves Tiger Woods, Tiger Balm, and tiger penis soup. We hear, though, that people enjoy watching "late night talkies" on the ol' Trinitron. And for those people who enjoy trenchant political satire—as well as those who love a good ol' fashioned ball joke—Complex hands out awards for the best, worst, and weirdest bits on late night TV this week. Thanks, Internets!

BEST CALLING IN OF FAVORS: JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE
• For his "Handsome Men's Club" sketch parodying the endless analysis of male beauty at the Oscars, Kimmel showed just how many sexy men he has in his address book. We counted 13 surprise pop-ups, not including our nine-minute erection.

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BEST BALL JOKES: THE DAILY SHOW WITH JON STEWART
• Democratic Congressman Eric Massa wasn't the only one who had a ball (or two) with allegations that he fondled male staffers.

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BEST AWKWARD SEX TALK: LATE SHOW WITH DAVID LETTERMAN
• We're not sure if we'd bang chunky Jessica Simpson, but we're pretty sure that Letterman, the horny 62-year-old host who redefined "employee bonus," would after he went balls deep in this interview with the 29-year-old singer.

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WORST JAY LENO MONOLOGUE: THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO
• It takes a special brand of bad comedian to fuck up a caulk joke.

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BEST USE OF A PROP: THE COLBERT REPORT
• Karl Rove no doubt felt salty when Colbert replaced him with a ham. Personally, we always took Rove for a steaming bowl of head cheese.

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