We wish everything in life was as easy as watching TV. Imagine a world where you could never be too drunk to turn on your girlfriend, unless of course you can't find her power button. And then being able to turn down the brightness at work the next morning when you come in hungover.

But unfortunately, nothing in life is as easy as watching TV... except watching TV! Which is a good thing, cause you've got you're work cut out for you in today's Complex TV Picks...

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MUSIC: JAY-Z: ON THE RECORD WITH FUSE, FUSE, 10 PM
• Hov sits down for an interview with Fuse to discuss everything from The Blueprint 3, to the status of the music industry today and lessons he's learned in his "30-something" years of life. Everyone gather 'round the campfire, Grandpa Shawn is about to have story time!

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modern-family

COMEDY: MODERN FAMILY, ABC, 9 PM
• We know you're thinking a wholesome family sitcom couldn't possibly be funny to a sophisticated pervert like yourself. Well, you're wrong. You're not as sophisticated as you think and this show is way funnier than you'd expect. And of course, Sophia Vergara, FTW.

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niptuck

DRAMA: NIP/TUCK, FX, 10 PM
• After seven seasons of botched plastic surgeries and creepy plot twists, Nip/Tuck takes a final bow in tonight's series finale. We're trying to keep our expectations low since series finales are notorious for disappointing fans. *cough Seinfeld cough*

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shouldntalive

REALITY: I SHOULDN'T BE ALIVE, DISCOVERY, 10 PM
• You think that time you got mugged trying to buy weed in Mexico was dangerous? That was nothing. Tonight's episode of I Shouldn't Be Alive features a father and son who got mauled by a grizzly bear and had to make it off a mountain before bleeding to death.

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SPORTS: COLLEGE BASKETBALL: DUKE VS. MARYLAND, ESPN, 9 PM
• It's a down year in the ACC, but games between the Blue Devils and Terrapins are almost always entertaining grudge matches. No. 4 Duke visits no. 22 Maryland tonight, so we'll see if Kyle Singler will still try his "spray it, don't say it" defense on Greivis Vasquez.

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