When we think February, President's Day and Black History Month flash like light bulbs in our head. Right. In all honesty, Valentine's Day fuck-ups usually come to mind. So just in case your date doesn't work out on the 14th, we've compiled a list of the ten hottest girls born in the commercialized month of Hallmark love, that you're free to spend your nights with for the next 28 days.
Kelly Rowland, 2/11/81
CLAIM TO FAME: Original Destiny's Child member
PRESENT WE'D GIVE HER: A box filled with relevancy.
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ELIZABETH BANKS, 2/10/74
CLAIM TO FAME: Played Dr. Kim Briggs in Scrubs, Beth in The 40-Year Old Virgin, Miri in Zack & Miri Make A Porno, Beth in Role Models
PRESENT WE'D GIVE HER: A comedic scene with Leslie Mann, a fellow Judd Apatow staple. If it just so happens to be an intimate same-sex scene, then that's cool too.
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RASHIDA JONES, 2/25/76
CLAIM TO FAME: Karen Filippelli in The Office , currently playing Ann Perkins in Parks & Recreation
PRESENT WE'D GIVE HER: A reprising role in "Natalie Portman & Rashida Jones Speak Out" videos on Funny Or Die so she can remind us of more global crises via playing with Natalie Portman in bed.
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JENNIFER ANISTON, 2/11/69
CLAIM TO FAME: Played Rachel Green in Friends
PRESENT WE'D GIVE HER: A tabloid story that doesn't make her look desperate and depressed.
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KAROLINA KURKOVA, 2/28/84
CLAIM TO FAME: Victoria's Secret Angel, model for Yves St. Laurent, Tommy Hilfiger, Valentino, Louis Vuitton, John Galliano, Chanel, Christian Dior, Hugo Boss, Versace, and H&M campaigns
PRESENT WE'D GIVE HER:Her Angel wings back. We don't give a fuck about the baby weight, Karolina.
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JENNA HAZE, 2/22/82
CLAIM TO FAME: Pornographic actress in The Oral Adventures of Craven Moorehead 8 and the award-winning Jenna Haze Darkside
PRESENT WE'D GIVE HER: An actual pearl necklace, not the other kind she's used to .
CLICK HERE TO SEE THE NEXT FEBRUARY HOTTIE!
SELITA EBANKS, 2/15/83
CLAIM TO FAME: Victoria's Secret Angel, currently in Trump's Celebrity Apprentice
PRESENT WE'D GIVE HER: A congratulatory fiesta for ending her engagement with Nick "Mariah's bitch" Cannon.
CLICK HERE TO SEE THE NEXT FEBRUARY HOTTIE!
SHAKIRA, 2/2/77
CLAIM TO FAME: Award-winning Colombian pop singer and mesmerizing belly dancer
PRESENT WE'D GIVE HER: Our last name...so she can attend college incognito again like she did in 2007.
CLICK HERE TO SEE THE NEXT FEBRUARY HOTTIE!
ASHLEY GREENE, 2/21/87
CLAIM TO FAME: Plays Alice Cullen in theTwilight saga, Michelle Burkham in the 2010 Sundance selection Skateland
PRESENT WE'D GIVE HER: A digital camera, identical to the one we gave Vanessa Hudgens back in December.
CLICK HERE TO SEE THE NEXT FEBRUARY HOTTIE!
RIHANNA, 2/20/88
CLAIM TO FAME: Grammy-winning R&B Singer
PRESENT WE'D GIVE HER: Now that she's into dating baseball players, we'd give her our own Louisville Slugger.
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Birthday Girls: The 10 Hottest Women Born In February
When we think February, President's Day and Black History Month flash like light bulbs in our head. Right. In all honesty, Valentine's Day fuck-ups usually come to mind. So just in case your date doesn't work out on the 14th, we've compiled a list of the ten hottest girls born in the commercialized month of Hallmark love, that you're free to spend your nights with for the next 28 days.
Kelly Rowland, 2/11/81
CLAIM TO FAME: Original Destiny's Child member
PRESENT WE'D GIVE HER: A box filled with relevancy.
CLICK HERE TO SEE THE NEXT FEBRUARY HOTTIE!
ELIZABETH BANKS, 2/10/74
CLAIM TO FAME: Played Dr. Kim Briggs in Scrubs, Beth in The 40-Year Old Virgin, Miri in Zack & Miri Make A Porno, Beth in Role Models
PRESENT WE'D GIVE HER: A comedic scene with Leslie Mann, a fellow Judd Apatow staple. If it just so happens to be an intimate same-sex scene, then that's cool too.
CLICK HERE TO SEE THE NEXT FEBRUARY HOTTIE!
RASHIDA JONES, 2/25/76
CLAIM TO FAME: Karen Filippelli in The Office , currently playing Ann Perkins in Parks & Recreation
PRESENT WE'D GIVE HER: A reprising role in "Natalie Portman & Rashida Jones Speak Out" videos on Funny Or Die so she can remind us of more global crises via playing with Natalie Portman in bed.
CLICK HERE TO SEE THE NEXT FEBRUARY HOTTIE!
JENNIFER ANISTON, 2/11/69
CLAIM TO FAME: Played Rachel Green in Friends
PRESENT WE'D GIVE HER: A tabloid story that doesn't make her look desperate and depressed.
CLICK HERE TO SEE THE NEXT FEBRUARY HOTTIE!
KAROLINA KURKOVA, 2/28/84
CLAIM TO FAME: Victoria's Secret Angel, model for Yves St. Laurent, Tommy Hilfiger, Valentino, Louis Vuitton, John Galliano, Chanel, Christian Dior, Hugo Boss, Versace, and H&M campaigns
PRESENT WE'D GIVE HER:Her Angel wings back. We don't give a fuck about the baby weight, Karolina.
CLICK HERE TO SEE THE NEXT FEBRUARY HOTTIE!
JENNA HAZE, 2/22/82
CLAIM TO FAME: Pornographic actress in The Oral Adventures of Craven Moorehead 8 and the award-winning Jenna Haze Darkside
PRESENT WE'D GIVE HER: An actual pearl necklace, not the other kind she's used to .
CLICK HERE TO SEE THE NEXT FEBRUARY HOTTIE!
SELITA EBANKS, 2/15/83
CLAIM TO FAME: Victoria's Secret Angel, currently in Trump's Celebrity Apprentice
PRESENT WE'D GIVE HER: A congratulatory fiesta for ending her engagement with Nick "Mariah's bitch" Cannon.
CLICK HERE TO SEE THE NEXT FEBRUARY HOTTIE!
SHAKIRA, 2/2/77
CLAIM TO FAME: Award-winning Colombian pop singer and mesmerizing belly dancer
PRESENT WE'D GIVE HER: Our last name...so she can attend college incognito again like she did in 2007.
CLICK HERE TO SEE THE NEXT FEBRUARY HOTTIE!
ASHLEY GREENE, 2/21/87
CLAIM TO FAME: Plays Alice Cullen in theTwilight saga, Michelle Burkham in the 2010 Sundance selection Skateland
PRESENT WE'D GIVE HER: A digital camera, identical to the one we gave Vanessa Hudgens back in December.
CLICK HERE TO SEE THE NEXT FEBRUARY HOTTIE!
RIHANNA, 2/20/88
CLAIM TO FAME: Grammy-winning R&B Singer
PRESENT WE'D GIVE HER: Now that she's into dating baseball players, we'd give her our own Louisville Slugger.
CLICK HERE TO SEE PAST BIRTHDAY GIRLS!