Some girls are sexy, but have an ugly personality. Some girls are sexy, but have an ugly sense of style. Some girls are sexy, but have an ugly-ass grill that looks like Mickey Rourke after fighting 12 rounds. This last phenomenon has become known "Butter Face," as in "everything but-her-face"...get it? Good job.
In the age of Photoshop trickery and high-tech makeup engineering, Butter Faces have become bolder than ever. Read on below to see our countdown of 10 Butter Faces We'd Probably Still Bag. And remember, it's all love...
#10 BROOKE HOGAN [click on the image above to see the true "Butter Face"]
This is Hulk Hogan's kid. Rubbing up against this girl is the equivalent to rubbing up against Hulk Hogan. With a boob job. Number 10, as in ten cocktails deep before we cross the line on this one.
#9 BUFFIE THE BODY [click on the image above to see the true "Butter Face"]
She's got an ass like that, but that whole "getting to know you" thing isn't really in the cards. This is why rap videos choose quick cuts over slow motion pans.
#8 TIFFANY "NEW YORK" POLLARD [click on the image above to see the true "Butter Face"]
Holy crap, how did she fit that much saline in those things?! We would gladly take a nap on those "Weird Science" two's as long as she promised to cover her tranny face with a ski mask.
#7 CHLOE SEVIGNY [click on the image above to see the true "Butter Face"]
The thing about Sevs is that she's not trying to trick you with a bunch of hooker makeup. She is what she is, and gets her fame from that awkward face. And it works. Not saying we're going to look up, but it works.
#6 MELANIE "SCARY SPICE" BROWN [click on the image above to see the true "Butter Face"]
Her great body got her a workout video deal, but her face...come on baby, there was a reason why they chose five Spice Girls instead of just one. It's called the "Spice Girls Conspiracy"—word to Barney Stinson.
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