The fourth season of Big Love premiered on HBO last Sunday, and all the polygamy on the show got us to thinking, Are there any hot females from the state of Utah? Well, after countless hours of rummaging through Google with creative search combinations ("Utah hotties," "Mormon milfs," "SLC Sexy time," "oglin' Ogden," etc., etc.), we've come up with a list of nine that we'd walk the aisle with (separate ceremonies, of course). So here it is, World Wide Wednesday, Utah Women Edition. And let's just say, none of us would mind getting some missionary work done with any one of these ladies...
#9. Kari Ferrel AKA The Hipster Grifter
Claim to fame: She made it on to our Top 25 Hottest Girls of 2009 list, and if you were one of the lucky 1500 who actually got to hear her pickup lines such as "I want you to throw a hot dog down my hallway" and "I want to give you a hand job with my mouth", then you must have a beard. And you must wash your hands. Now.
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#8. Belladonna
Claim to fame: Although she wasn't born in Utah, this well-known porn star lived in Utah and had a Mormon upbringing. That explains her first having sex when she was 14, and why she can't watch rated "R" movies. And maybe her whole "multiple simultaneous partners" thing, too.
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#7. Faye Dunaway
Claim to fame: A throwback special, Ms. D starred in Chinatown and played Bonnie in Bonnie and Clyde. We wonder if she's down to ride 'till the very end in real life...
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#6. Jewel
Claim to fame : Born in Utah and raised in Alaska, this early '00s music superstar grew up in a house without indoor plumbing. Plumber? We hardly know her! (But if you insist...)
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#5. Mary Elizabeth Winstead
Claim to fame : This "scream queen" starred in horror flicks such as Final Destination 3 and The Ring Two, as well as Grindhouse and the forthcoming Scott Pilgrim adaptation. Hmm...Mormon and into comics? See mom, we told you they existed!
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#4. Julianne Hough
Claim to fame: This Dancing With the Stars star is bangin' and can move on the dance floor. Plus, she grew up in Orem, which (no offense meant!) just sounds dirty.
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#3. Laura Chukanov
Claim to fame: This Bulgarian-born broad-minded (she's majoring in International Studies with minors in Leadership and Art History at the University of Utah) beauty represented the Beehive State at the Miss USA 2009 pageant. And yes, we'd go through a swarm to get at her honey.
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#2. Heidi Mount
Claim to fame: This international model (Chanel, Prada, Bally) was born Heidi Whitworth in Salt Lake City. But now her last name is "Mount." As in "Mount Rushmore" and "Mount Sinai." And what you do when you have sex.
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#1. Amanda Righetti
Claim to fame: Call us biased, but this Friday The 13th star (and former Hot Complex) can top any list anyone puts out anytime. Real talk.
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