Every year at the beginning of January, after all the holiday cheer has died down, it seems like there's nothing to look forward to until spring, when the twos bloom again. Depressing. But wait! What about all the sexy ladies who celebrate their birthdays in January? They're looking to have a good time too! Complex keeps the celebration going as we look at ten dimes who will blow hard on some candles this month...
JANUARY JONES, 1/5/78
CLAIM TO FAME: Plays Betty Draper on Mad Men
PRESENT WE'D GIVE HER: A legal name change to January-February-March-April-May-June-July-August-September-October-November-December Jones, so she doesn't feel left out during the other 11 months of the year.
TIA CARRERE, 1/2/67
CLAIM TO FAME: Played Cassandra Wong in Wayne's World and Wayne's World 2, model, Grammy Award-winning singer
PRESENT WE'D GIVE HER: What every woman born on Hawaii wants—a good lei.
ALICIA KEYS, 1/25/81
CLAIM TO FAME: Grammy Award-winning singer, played a sexy assassin in Smokin' Aces
PRESENT WE'D GIVE HER: "The Element of Freedom" from producer boyfriend Swizz Beatz. Breaking up his marriage to Mashonda—not the highest note she's hit.
HEATHER GRAHAM, 1/29/70
CLAIM TO FAME: Played Rollergirl in Boogie Nights, Felicity Shagwell in Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me, and the stripper Ed Helms marries in The Hangover
PRESENT WE'D GIVE HER: To show that we take her seriously as an actress and are familiar with the full breadth of her work, some roller skates and a stripper pole.
KERRY WASHINGTON, 1/31/77
CLAIM TO FAME: Played a smoking-hot lesbian in Spike Lee's She Hate Me (or, if hot lesbians aren't your thing, she played the wives of Ray Charles and General Idi Amin in the Academy Award-winning dramas Ray and The Last King of Scotland
PRESENT WE'D GIVE HER: The erection of our Washington monument.
TATYANA ALI, 1/24/79
CLAIM TO FAME: Played Ashley Banks in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, R&B pop singer
PRESENT WE'D GIVE HER: Something the Harvard grad could really put her brain to—a big, girthy textbook!
WILLA FORD, 1/22/81
CLAIM TO FAME: Pop singer, hosted Spike TV's The Ultimate Fighter, posed nude in Playboy, played a topless Jason Voorhees victim in the Friday the 13th remake
PRESENT WE'D GIVE HER: An excuse to take the twos out again.
TIFFANI THIESSEN, 1/23/74
CLAIM TO FAME: Played Kelly Kapowski on Saved by the Bell, Valerie Malone in Beverly Hills, 90210, and Wilhelmina "Billie" Chambers on Fastlane
PRESENT WE'D GIVE HER: Complete erasure of the knowledge that Screech made a sex tape.
SADE ADU, 1/15/59
CLAIM TO FAME: Lead singer of the band Sade (see smash hits "Smooth Operator," "The Sweetest Taboo," "No Ordinary Love," "Cherish the Day," "By Your Side," etc.)
PRESENT WE'D GIVE HER: Absolutely no mention of the number 50. Sorry, Curtis!