For the role of JOLIE
Actress: Audrey Bitoni
Why: At the young age of 21, Audrey Bitoni is already an award winning cock-rocker. Jolie, bless her lazy early-departing soul, is an accomplished cock-blocker, having on at least one occasion gotten between The Situation and some low-hanging tang. Given his all-sizzle-no-steak (ayo!) performance so far, we're not sure if he could have closed the deal regardless, but that's beside the point.
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suckitmarshall January 5th, 2010 at 07:44 PM
Solid picks. But somehow I feel like I'd catch less STDs boning the porn stars than the actual cast. Stay Classy, Seaside Heights!
Alex January 6th, 2010 at 10:25 AM
just got this in my inbox from a pr agency -- there's ANOTHER ONE -- from a JERSEY porn star! (she looks just like Snooki on the website) Taryn Thomas to Produce Jersey Shore XXX Adult Film Star, under her production company Taryn It Up Entertainment, to create Series based on popular Reality Television Series Scottsdale, Arizona - Adult star Taryn Thomas and her production company Taryn It Up Entertainment will begin production on Jersey Shore XXX, the adult parody of what is currently the most popular reality television series. AVN Award-winning director Jim Enright is set to direct the series. A native Jersey girl, Thomas saw an incredible opportunity upon flipping through the channels, coming to a stop on MTV’s current reality series. "Back in November, I announced on my Twitter page I was going to do a Jersey Shore adult film parody that would be the biggest and best parody," Thomas explained. "I bought the domain JerseyShoreXXX.com, opened a Jersey Shore XXX Twitter account, and began casting." "My crew and I had already begun production in Seaside Heights, very close to where the actual show is produced," she continued. "It was news to me that we had to speed up production to finish this before anyone else does. Upon our return from the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo, we will announce our distribution plans, and unleash my masterpiece of what you only wish MTV would show!" Growing up in New Jersey, Thomas spent almost every summer of her life in Seaside Heights. "It only makes sense that an Italian Guidette from New Jersey would shoot this parody!" she laughed. The cast of Jersey Shore XXX includes Taryn Thomas as Snooki, Veronica Rayne as JWOWW, Richelle Ryan as Angelina, Dylan Ryder as Sammi Sweetheart, TJ Cummings as Pauly D, Espizedo as The Situation, Memphis Blake as Ronnie, and Johnny Castle as Vinny. For more on this movie please go to JerseyShoreXXX.com.
jenni farley August 18th, 2010 at 05:34 PM
ive been around the block a couple times so i know whats up lol, ill admit im a little bit of a party animal just like Jwoww on jersey shore!
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