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Sixteen Candles

Sixteen Candles

Year: 1984
Click Here to Buy: http://www.amazon.com/Sixteen-Candles-School-Reunion-Collection/dp/B00008438T/

John Hughes' icon of '80s teen cinema is also an icon of American racism, thanks to the infamous exchange student Long Duk Dong. Played by Japanese-American actor Gedde Watanabe, the comic relief role had an entire generation of asshole white kids rolling in the aisles thanks to his drunken school dance antics, emasculating romance, and absurd bastardizations of the English language. We feel sorry for all the Asian kids who got called "Donger" for a decade after this movie came out. *Gong*

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    LeXKalibur January 26th, 2010 at 08:26 AM

    i guess you guys aint watch the part where he fucks p the bald headed white neo-nazi in the military supply store

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    homme noir January 26th, 2010 at 08:36 AM

    damn, my fave movie is kind-of racist. talking about dead niggers and shit!

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    Fred Jones January 26th, 2010 at 08:53 AM

    Some of these make sense, but others are grasping at straws at best. For the record, just because you saw the trailer doesn't qualify you to talk about a movie as if you've seen it.

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    Boom! January 26th, 2010 at 10:22 AM

    (smh)...yo i cant believe you forgot about Watermelon Man!!!

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    t ussery January 26th, 2010 at 12:00 PM

    this is real I see things different as I read more of this I am putting this on my blog tau6.wordpress.com

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    chewblaca[||] January 26th, 2010 at 02:37 PM

    AWWW queue the cannonball adderly. smdh.

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    copperkid January 26th, 2010 at 02:45 PM

    wackass movie

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    chewblaca[||] January 26th, 2010 at 02:49 PM

    whoever wrote the jamrock line is genius CLASSIC.

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    zhang January 27th, 2010 at 07:26 AM

    White America will never know how much this movie hurt Asian men. Even my white girlfriend is offended.

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    lui January 27th, 2010 at 07:32 AM

    A asian man kissing a woman didn't test well.. Must be because we have a small penius. Insert sarcasm...

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      jj14 February 18th, 2011 at 02:46 AM

      Boom!and homme noir are racist fas!

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