You can say know the holiday season starts the day after Thanksgiving, but for us things don't really kick off until the United Nations Climate Change Conference rolls around. And now it's finally here! Earlier this week, world leaders from all over the, well, world descended on Copenhagen, Denmark to discuss biofuels, electric cars, and how long it's gonna take for us all to be submerged under 200 feet of melted ice caps.

Of course, if they were smart, some of the single attendees (and Nicolas Sarkozy) would spend some extra time in Copenhagen looking for some up-nawf lovin'. Because as much people love to talk about Sweden, Denmark has more than it's share of smokin' Scandies. Don't believe us? Read on for our fantasy Danish ninesome. Yes, ninesome. What?! It's the holidays!

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#9. MALENE ESPENSEN
Claim to fame: The "glamour model" has spread herself across most of the British lad magazines, and is a favorite focus of our NUTS. That is, the issues of NUTS Magazine we own. What did you think we meant?

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#8. CAROLINE WOZNIACKI
Claim to fame: The tennis pro had a huge season, being ranked as high as #4 in the world this year. So of course her greatest accomplishment was being named one of our hottest '90s babies.

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#7. SHARIN FOO
Claim to fame: Half of the Raveonettes, which is sadly an acclaimed indie rock duo and not Baltimore's NFL cheerleaders.

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#6. DITTE CAMPION
Claim to fame: She's a pop star...kinda? And she's a "TV presenter"...but we never quite understood what that meant? Yeah, we're gonna stick with "blond and topless."
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#5. HELENA CHRISTENSEN
Claim to fame: You know who ages well? Models who were born on Christmas. Their hotness is preserved because it was ordained by God!
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#4. CECILIE THOMSEN
Claim to fame: Sure, she's a Bond Girl (from Tomorrow Never Dies), but she also holds a Master's Degree and studied dance at Alvin Ailey...which all adds up to you not having a chance.

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#3. SCARLETT JOHANSSON
Claim to fame: So her mom's from Denmark, which may explain why we always daydream about getting a shot at her danish. Which never meant "vagina" before, but it does now.

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#2. IDA CORR
Claim to fame: The singer is part of a group named, uh, SugaRush Beat Company and has released a single with Shaggy. Neither are things we'll hold against her. Trust us, there are other things we'd rather use for that purpose.

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#1. ANINE BING
Claim to fame: The model, who has been linked to footballer Anders Svensson and Jim Carrey, also moonlights as a new search engine!

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