Merry almost Christmas! Compared to the Hottest Jewish Girls list we gave you last week, these Christian girls are noticeably more...eclectic. We can't think of another instance where we'd put Heidi Montag and Beyonce on the same list, actually. But it is the season of miracles, so anything is possible, right?
Although we had some great contenders for the crown of the "Hottest Christian Girl," many DQed after a) bashing their faith or b) forgetting they had one. We're looking at you, Lady Gaga. Anyway, we decided to make like Santa and make our own list, check it twice, and have you click through the 12 hottest Christian Women...
#12. Jennifer Garner
Christrian cred: Lately, everytime we hear about Mrs. Ben Affleck, it's about her being Mrs. Ben Affleck. So, it's no surprise that the papz even report the most obscure events in her life - such as the baptism of her daughter at a Methodist church in West Virginia. Well, thank God for them! How else could we have obtained such a necessary, life-changing piece of information?
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#11. Meagan Good
Christian cred: Good? As in Good christian girl, perhaps? Peep her recent tweet: "Church was awesome. Was tired cuz I went out,but if I can get up4work,I can always get up4 church,Lord says cum as u r,work n progess&all." She means "come as you are," guys. Relax.
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#10. Heidi Montag
Christian cred: After being asked by USA Today whether or not she put out the LC sex tape, Montag replied, "God knows the truth in all of this.That is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I'm going to get persecuted, ya know?" See, shit like this sometimes makes us feel ashamed to admit she's hot.
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#9. Britney Spears
Christian cred: Britney grew up as a Southern Baptist before jumping on the Kabbalah band wagon. But, allegedly, while having marital problems with K-Fed, Spears returned to her old faith and hired a Christian life coach to help her sort her head out. Well, it probably wasn't as effective as hoped - divorce, stints at rehab, a shaved head, and an ape-shit attack on photog's car with an umbrella soon followed. That image is permanently seared into our memory.
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#8. Jessica Simpson
Christian cred: The thing about making a public vow to your minister/manager father Joe that you'd save your virginity 'til marriage is that everyone will know the first time you do it. That 98 degrees guy? Really?
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#7. Kourtney Kardashian
Christian cred: Before giving birth, the eldest Dash attended Mass with her MILF and her live-in Olympian. Apparently, homegirl was a former Catholic school girl at Marymount High School with lil' (sister) Kim. That explains...so much.
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#6. Freida Pinto
Christian cred: Yes, the star of Slumdog Millionaire is full Mangalorean Catholic and celebrates Christmas. Anyone got mistletoe?
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#5. Carrie Underwood
Christian cred: Uh, we really don't think she needs any more cred than "Jesus Take The Wheel." That song was her first big hit, so the Big Guy must be proud. Extra brownie points in heaven for you, Carrie.
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#4. Lauren London
Christian cred: Like fellow lister Meagan Good, Lil' Wayne's baby mama #5891 also preaches over Twitter: "Didn't make it to Church. I'm still going to Praise Him in my house. Listening to Gospel and Talking to God. *blessed*"
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#3. Nicole Scherzinger
Christian cred: In our interview with this former cover girl, the Pussycat Doll admitted, "I grew up in a conservative Catholic family, so being in the Pussycat Dolls was a big stretch for me." *Pictures Nicole Scherzinger stretching*.
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#2. Beyonce
Christian cred: In an interview, Sasha Fierce admitted, "I can't really go to church anymore, which is a shame. People have come up to me in church during the sermon and, of course, people watch everything I do. They come up and take pictures on their mobile phones too. They are very nice, but I think God understands if I miss Sunday service!" Sorry about that again, B.
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#1. Adriana Lima
Christian cred: After becoming known for reading Bible passages backstage at fashion shows, this Angel shocked the male population in her infamous GQ interview, stating, "Well, you know, sex is just for after marriage." Yes, Victoria's Secret was out: Adriana Lima was a virgin. With her rep as the world's biggest cock-tease solidified, Adriana made every man fantasize about being that guy. And then she got married.
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