This Thanksgiving, while you're giving thanks for the Jamaican accordion and the ointment that made the itching stop, don't forget to show some love to the fine women of Massachusetts, where all this turkey gobbling madness began. Last year, we gave you the nine hottest Native American women, basically making up for the genocide of their people in one fantastic post. Now it's time to serve up some of the sexy chicks who ended up on their stolen land. There's enough breast and thigh for everyone, so dig in and enjoy all the delicious birds...

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#10. JOY GIOVANNI
Claim to fame: This actress and model first put us in a yoke when she was getting into catfights and modeling skimpy outfits on WWE's Smackdown! We'd like to pin her for more than a three-count.

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#9. MELISSA SATTA
Claim to fame: In addition to dating Italian soccer star Christian Vieri, she's appeared on the Italian TV show Strip the News dancing provocatively on a desk. Step your game up, Fox News!

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#8. ALICIA WITT
Claim to fame: Before making her way into films like Dune and Vanilla Sky and TV shows like Twin Peaks and The Sopranos, this sexy, home schooled redhead graduated high school at age 14. Impressive brains on this one.

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#7. BRIDGET MOYNAHAN
Claim to fame: Though she was born in Binghamton, NY, this actress was raised a Masshole. And as one of the two chicks impregnated by Tom "Terrifically Virile" Brady, she's New England royalty. Bow down.

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#6. UMA THURMAN
Claim to fame: She's Quentin Tarantino's muse, for fuck's sake! We just hope she's not his beat piece. Ick.

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#5. TRACI BINGHAM
Claim to fame: One of the many bubbly, bouncy Baywatch babes, we always wanted to grab hold of her flotation devices.

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#4. SUSIE CASTILLO
Claim to fame: This former Miss Massachusetts took the Miss USA crown in 2003 then went on to host MTV's TRL. She completely misunderstood our frequent requests for Pink.

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#3. MARIA MENOUNOS
Claim to fame: This sexy Greek-American actress and correspondent allows us to "access Hollywood." Sadly the backdoor remains closed.

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#2. NICOLE HILTZ
Claim to fame: With acting credits like Dude, Where's My Car? and Alien Autopsy, she hasn't won many awards yet, but she always has the Golden Globes.

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#1. ELIZA DUSHKU
Claim to fame: Some of you fuckboys failed to watch Dollhouse after we broke you off with our amazing Dushku cover and now the show's canceled. We hope you're pleased with yourselves, because you certainly won't be pleasuring yourselves to all the unbelievably hot uncensored shots we took of Dushku but couldn't run right away because they were too scandalous for advertisers. Dush-bags.

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