The 50 Greatest Action Movies of All Time
Summer's half over, which means that you've only got until Labor Day to enjoy the biggest, dumbest, loudest crap that Hollywood has to offer. And we have to say that action movies so far this year haven't been nearly big, dumb, or loud enough: Transformers was crappy and racist, Pelham 1-2-3 was like a sequel to Cocoon, and Terminator: Salvation had The Chamomile Sensation (i.e., Common). So where are you gonna get your explosions and terrible one-liner fix? From us, maing!