You Aughta Know: "Con-see-dah dat a divawse!"
"Con-see-dah dat a divawse!"
"Con-see-dah dat a divawse!"
Have you ever had the feeling, after morning sex with Sharon Stone, that your life was a lie? Tell it to Arnold Schwarzenegger, who had to go to Mars and team up with a shrunken parasitic head to get to the bottom of things. More swollen eyeballs and three-breasted hooker than ever in movie history!





Channie January 7th, 2010 at 10:02 AM
I loved this list, but it's still missing some GREAT movies. "Zatoichi," "Sin City," "Memento," "Snatch," and "Death Proof." However, I LOVED the Mel Gibson "sugartits" comment under "Braveheart." FANTASTIC!!
wetwipes February 10th, 2010 at 08:04 PM
No Hardboiled???
Dondi May 14th, 2010 at 06:38 AM
I'm very bad in english, i'm from Russia. But I'm fun of Stallone and don't keep silently. This film - classics! It don't have spare! All in it working for result. It's action in last type. In Russia, we have saying: all genius - simply. It's about this film. "Cobra" - as your picture at the wall - nice for your eyes. Sorry for my bad english! Now I'm go to gim - i want to be strong as Cobretti. Arnold and Van Damm, and Sigal - stupid before Stallone! They never made such beautiful script!
Josh July 12th, 2010 at 06:37 PM
Casino Royale? Are you shitting me? That is the most devoid of action of all the bond movies!
richmond August 31st, 2010 at 02:04 AM
hahaha so fuunny
BobDole October 31st, 2010 at 12:28 AM
Only at #50? I got a bad feeling about this list. Probably suck as much as the Scariest Horror Film list.
BobDole October 31st, 2010 at 12:59 AM
bwhahahahhaha this list is officially atrocious. one of miike's most disappointing flicks and you think it's a better action movie than True Lies. you guys smoke way too much crack. get some non movie newbs to do your movie lists next time k?
BobDole October 31st, 2010 at 01:04 AM
GOOD LORD GUYS. a solid PG-13 action flick and you think it's 30th greatest action flick of all time!?!??!!? Embarrassing.
BobDole October 31st, 2010 at 01:08 AM
bwhahahhhhahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahhlololololollololoolololololloloolloollolol you guys are officially pathetic. just fill up the list with decent yet recent action flicks.
BobDole October 31st, 2010 at 01:10 AM
i can't even really get into this. you should be ashamed of yourself. you guys are ACTUALLY retarded.