Over in South Africa last Saturday, Jacob Zuma was officially appointed as the country's fourth democratically elected president. On the lighter (and more interesting) side of things, the soccer fan's ultimate festival of choice (World Cup) will kick off in South Africa---though it won't officially start until the summer of next year. But we have good news for those who can't wait another summer. FIFA Confederations Cup South Africa will kick off on June 14th!

Now even if you're not a soccer fan or give two shits about a new prez in a foreign country, South Africa has a lot to offer, most importantly a nation full of fine Zulu dimes that run across our wild fantasies! Right? Right?! Man, we were wrong. Despite the fact that 80% of the country's people are black, the majority of the women who are internationally known are white. Damn. (Get to work on that one, President Zuma.) But hot women are hot women no matter what their skin tones are, so behold your eyes and check out the hottest women South Africa has to offer...


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#9. TAMMIN SURSOK
Claim to fame: South African/Australian actress and musician who recently made her first television film Spectacular! which premiered on Nickelodeon. Also, her surname sounds like a German dude asking for a blow j.

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#8. DOMINIQUE PIEK
Claim to fame: She is often compared to Tanya van Graan, another famous South African bikini model. We wonder if they ever share bodily fluids together.

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#7. LANDI SWANEPOEL
Claim to fame: She was a Guess? model and did ads for Chanel and Land Rover.

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#6. NATALIE BECKER
Claim to fame: She had a role in The Scorpion King 2. If you haven't watched it fearing poor acting, we now give you a reason to at least Youtube the film.

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#5. CANDICE SWANEPOEL
Claim to fame: At 16, she was making 5,000 euros for a day's work, and modeled for Nike, Tommy Hilfiger, Diane von Fürstenberg, etc. Chick was a cash-cow, who we'd love to milk.

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#4. TATUM KESHWAR
Claim to fame: She is of Indian descent and was crowned Miss South Africa 2008. Hey, South Africa, we're proud of you for being more racially accepting than America when it comes to deciding beauty pageant winners. Maybe you guys can now have more actresses and models that are not white?

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#3. MINKI VAN der WESTHUIZEN
Claim to fame: A certified South African fashion model who was featured in Sports Illustrated, Maxim, etc. Apparently dated the captain of South Africa's national cricket team, but ended up marrying a businessman. We guess she got tired of getting hit in the face with balls.

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#2. JOELLE KAYEMBE
Claim to fame: A Johannesburg native. Although J-Burg's crime rates are through the roof we'd like to live in her titties...I mean her city.

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#1. CHARLIZE THERON
Claim to fame: Was it when she got nekkid and hurt herself in The Devil's Advocate? Or was it her role as a serial killer/prostitute in Monster? Despite her psycho tendencies in films that won her an Oscar, we officially claim her as the hottest woman to ever come out of South Africa.