Oh man does it suck to be a Louisianan today. For one, Mardi Gras ended yesterday, spelling bad news for bead salesmen and the girls with daddy issues who provide their business. And two, the governor of the state made a complete jumping jackass of himself on national TV last night, likely grounding his presidential campaign two years before it could start.
But cheer up Bayou State denizens, y'all got a whole gaggle of mighty purty ladies what come from your state! And to give you something to think about besides the premiums (or lack thereof) on your flood insurance, we present The 9 Hottest Louisianan Women...
#9. REESE WITHERSPOON
Claim to fame: "America's Girl Next Door." Or that chick that gets nude in Twilight (1998), we're not sure which.
#8. LACEY CHABERT
Claim to fame: Technically a Mississipian, but her dad's full Looozianer Cajun (bon ton and all that good stuff). She's a "Party of Five" star, and one-fourth of the Mean Girls quartet (the one-fourth that didn't go on to be either crazy and/or successful).
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#7. STORMY DANIELS
Claim to fame: The writer/star of Camp Cuddly Pines Powertool Massacre...until she becomes Louisiana's next senator that is!
Claim to fame: Host of BET's "106 & Park;" promptly made the kiddies forget Free and AJ. Who? Exactly.
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#5. ALI LANDRY
Claim to fame: Preternatural Doritos-munching ability.
#4. STEPHANIE SWIFT
Claim to fame: AVN Hall of Famer; naughtiest dental assistant in the history of oral hygiene.
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#3. LISA BONET
Claim to fame: Not a Louisianan you say? Fuck outta here, she's got perma-Cajun status for her role in Angel Heart.
#2. BRITNEY SPEARS
Claim to fame: Crawl out from beneath your rock now, moron.
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#1. SUSAN WARD
Claim to fame: Appropriately-named Meg Cummings from late-'90s soap opera "Sunset Beach." Beat piece to many a middle school sick day...er, so we're told.