Give yourselves a pat on the back America. After years of enduring crappy Presidents from crappy hometowns like Tampico, Illinois, Raleigh, North Carolina and New Haven, Connecticut, we've now got a chief executive from someplace cool: Barack Hussein Obama of Honolulu, Hawaii.

And to piggyback like everybody else on the big homie's historic rise to power celebrate, we present the 9 hottest women from his home state...

9. Kelly Hu
Claim to fame: Honolulu-born stunner was Miss Teen USA 1985 and Miss Hawaii USA 1993; more recently starred in the blink-and-you-missed-it sitcom In Case of Emergency.

8. Agnes Lum
Claim to fame: This week's entry in the "classics" division, the Honolulu-born Agnes is described as the "mother of all bikini models in Japan" after her run as a Gravure idol in the '70s and '80s (meaning those twos are realer than real deal Jayne Mansfield).

7. Lily Thai
Claim to fame: Retired porn star, author of our favorite sex/cleaning tip: "I swallow because it's messy and it's so much neater to swallow it."

6. Maggie Q
Claim to fame: Polish-French Canadian-Irish-Vietnamese native of Honolulu starred in Mission Impossible: III and Balls of Fury.

5. Stacy Kamano
Claim to fame: Baywatch's Kekoa Tanaka you fucktards!

4. Tia Carrere
Claim to fame: The face and body that launched (and subsequently disillusioned) a million cable access metal shows.

3. Patricia Ford
Claim to fame: Waianae High grad and star of such pre-Internet soft porn publications as Club International, Men's World, Spice and Club.

2. Nicole Scherzinger
Claim to fame: Complex cover girl. Apparently also a member of some group called the Pussycat Dolls.


1. Jarah Mariano
Claim to fame: Complex cover girl. Apparently also posed for some 'zine called Sports Illustrated.