Yesterday we were shocked to hear the news that the population of Florida dropped for the first time in 63 years. The reason for our alarm? Well, aside from our passion for studying intra-national migration patterns, we thought: "Gee whiz, alligators, overly courteous drivers, and spirited teenagers: what's not to love about the Sunshine State?"

Seriously though, Florida doesn't have an income tax, and it's a great place to take your boo. And if you don't have a boo, maybe you can head south and hook up with one of the 9 Hottest Florida Women...

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#9: MICHELLE MCCOOL
CLAIM TO FAME: This WWE Diva and Women's Champion has the best body in Tallahassee. It goes without saying that we'd endure multiple suplexes (supli?) for just one night in McCool.

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#8: KARA MONACO
CLAIM TO FAME: The 2006 Playmate of the Year from Lakeland looks damn good in a swimsuit...and even better out of one (for you dunderheads out there that's 1. google.com; 2. "Kara Monaco Playboy"; 3. clean up on aisle three).

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#7: WHITNEY THOMPSON
CLAIM TO FAME: She was the first plus-sized model to win America's Next Top Model. We like 'em thick, like Alan Thicke (as in Alan like the big chicks, too, not we like girls that look like Alan Thicke).

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#6: JESSICA SUTTA
CLAIM TO FAME:
She's best known as a member of the Pussycat Dolls. We cut for Nicole Scherzinger, too, but Jess ain't gotta pay income tax, ya dig?

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#5: TIFFANY FALLON
CLAIM TO FAME: The 2005 Playmate of the Year's name rhymes with "Jimmy Fallon", but the similarities end there, as we'd actually stay up late to see Tiffany show her ass.

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#4: TRINA
CLAIM TO FAME: Da Baddest Bitch in the game, of course. And no, we don't know what "glamorest" means either, but while you're arguing semantics, we'll just check out her onion.

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#3: LEIGHTON MEESTER
CLAIM TO FAME: The hottest floozy on Gossip Girl is a Marco Island native we'd gladly play "Marco-Pole-her" with.

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#2: ASHLEY GREENE
CLAIM TO FAME: Got her big break playing Alice Cullen in Twilight; also one of the few actresses to successfully suppress her "candid" nude photos. But we won't hold that against her (mostly because we have something else we'd rather hold against her).

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#1: EVA MENDES
CLAIM TO FAME: The hottest Cuban actress ever. Managed to drop the hottest line in Will Smith's "Miami" (granted, that's faint praise, but give the girl her due).