Earlier today, we debuted our February/March cover story with Kobe Bryant, and barring any more technological fuckery (where are we, Pennsylvania Dutch country?), tomorrow we will be revealing the sexy side of our Feb/March issue: 24's delectable Elisha Cuthbert, who happens to hail from Canada.
So in the interest of upholding good diplomatic relations between ourselves and our northern neighbors, we'd like to pay homage to the land of polar bear bestiality and Molson with another classic Worldwide Wednesday. Read on to see the nine women who put the "hot" in "Hottawa." What's that? It's not called'ah, forget it. Just look at some pictures...
#9. Pamela Anderson
Claim to fame: The original barbie-turned-amateur-pornstar-turned-MILF-turned-cougar. Undertalented would-be starlets, take note.
#8. Kristin Kreuk
Claim to fame: First on Smallville now about to high-kick her way into a Street Fighter movie that's sure to somehow be more of a candy-colored turd than the original. At least that had a soundtrack classic.
#7. Andi Muise
Claim to fame: Victoria's Secret model and icon of skeleton fetishists everywhere.
#6. Stephanie Ly
Claim to fame: As one of Canada's premier import-car models, she's in charge of...dunno, scraping ice off the windshield?
#5. Leyla Milani
Claim to fame: At this point, her inclusion in a previous Worldwide Wednesday. So really, she's winning.
#4. Bianca Beauchamp
Claim to fame: The number-one supermodel in the latex-fetish community. Which is a lot easier when your competition is two fat dudes that just dress like condoms every Halloween.
#3. Sunny Leone
Claim to fame: Cleverly-named adult fare like It's Sunny In Brazil. A movie that we pray to God doesn't also feature Danny Devito.
#2. Melyssa Ford
Claim to fame: She's already the GOAT, next stop is the billi(on pictures of her on our hard drive)!
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#1. Elisha Cuthbert
Claim to fame: Finally coming to her senses and linking up with the magazine/web family that's making power moves. Also, have you seen The Girl Next Door? Sweet sweetback, she is badass.
Check back tomorrow for Elisha's full Complex cover story!
