What better way is there to celebrate Bruno's movie debut this weekend than by raising your geographical awareness? Sacha Baron Cohen's latest character hails from Austria—the country best known for classical music and flipping "w" sounds with "v" sounds (vatever vorks, vord!). Austria has brought the world geniuses like Mozart and Strauss, but we're more interested in the composition of the country's hottest females. Click on through to see our countdown of The 9 Hottest Austrian Women...
#9. ELKE WINKENS
CLAIMS TO FAME: Elke Wilkens is actually not a porn star—she's just an actress who likes to bend over and take naked photos.
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#8. MAVIE HORBIGER
CLAIM TO FAME: The actress made the 100 Sexiest Women list for German FHM five times. She said no to Playboy, but she'll say yes to our milkmaid fantasies.
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#7. VALERIE SAJDIK
CLAIMS TO FAME: The Austrian pop star speaks German, French, Russian, and English. That's a lot of ways to scream "Don't stop," yeah?
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#6. MADITA
CLAIM TO FAME: Madita is a famous pop singer who looks to be on some artistic shit. We bet she can artistically handle the di-dick.
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#5. MELANIE SCHERIAU
CLAIM TO FAME: All you can do is hope this model will like your Vienna sausage.
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#4. FAWNI
CLAIM TO FAME: She's notorious for her song called "Lick It." We can't even make this shit up.
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#3. CRYSTAL KLEIN
CLAIM TO FAME: Not just a porn star, Crystal has been awarded both Playboy Playmate and Penthouse Pet of the Month. What an overachiever.
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#2. ANNA HUBER
CLAIM TO FAME: She modeled for Louis Vuitton, so you know she's got the hook-ups. We'll pass on the Damier bag and bag her instead.
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#1. NICOLA MAR
CLAIM TO FAME: This model is known for her perfectly proportioned frame. Word to Mozart, we refer to her beautiful
body as the "Sonata in T&A Major."
