Worldwide Wednesday: The 9 Hottest Armenian Women

Kim Kardashian might be the most well-known beauty of Armenian descent, but her homeland has spawned some other jaw-dropping ladies.

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Sure, Kim Kardashian gets a bad rap from haters and ugly women. But if you thought our once and future cover girl (spoiler alert!) was done, think again: Sunday marks the premiere of the third season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

Yes, the third. So before you TiVo the callipygian cavalcade (SAT class alert!), take a look at what else Princess Kim's homeland has to offer. We wouldn't mind putting the "men" in "Armenian," yadidameeeeean...wait, is that a pauseworthy statement? So hard to tell nowadays. Pause. Click on for the 9 hottest Armenian Women...

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9. ALICE PANIKIAN
Claim to Fame: Miss Canada 2006. Don't blame us, we voted for Melyssa Ford.

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8. TAYLOR RAIN
Claim to Fame: Adult film star! Or, in the words of someone here, she's a "brunet" with a "cavernous bunghole." You, sir, have the soul of a poet.

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7. TULIP JOSHI
Claim to Fame: Bollywood actress with a resume that includes Dhokha and Matrubhoomi. We'd love to catch Dokha...no Matrubhoomi.

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6. LILU
Claim to Fame: Armenian R&B sensation. Which is like being a Japanese reggae dancer. No, seriously.

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5. YVETTE NELSON
Claim to Fame: Frederick's of Hollywood model, part-time Donald Duck cosplayer. The collagen doesn't bother us, though; we'd still get all up in her quack.

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4. CHRISTY CANYON
Claim to Fame: Porn GOAT. She's like the half-Armenian Vanessa Del Rio. '70s babies, holler at us. But wash your hands first.

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3. GOHAR HARUTUNYAN
Claim to Fame: Miss Armenia 1988. Senior year, Garvey High! Yeah, we Gohar like 'Ye go. Holy gratuitous rap references.

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2. KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN
Claim to Fame: The lesser-known but similarly-blessed Kardashian. One thing's for sure: she kould really katch it.

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1. KIM KARDASHIAN
Claim to Fame:Complex cover girl, of course. Also, something about a Coca-Cola bokkle shape. Six of one, half-dozen of the other.

 

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