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FLORIDA: Eva Mendes (Miami, FL)
ALL-AMERICAN CRED: This first-generation knock-out was raised by her Cuban parents who struggled to help propel Eva to stardom. Complex says: how charmingly American!

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GEORGIA: Ciara (Atlanta, GA)
ALL-AMERICAN CRED: Last we checked, the two-step is American as apple pie.

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HAWAII: Jarah Mariano (Kauai, HI)
ALL-AMERICAN CRED: If it weren't for the colonizing paws of America, we easily could have lost former Complex cover girl Jarah to a country like Korea, or even China! Phew!

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IDAHO: Torrie Wilson (Boise, ID)
ALL-AMERICAN CRED: This Wrestlemania star boasts her signature move "the stinkface," which is when she rubs her ass in the face of an opponent. You couldn't find this shit in any other country.

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ILLINOIS: Jenny McCarthy (Chicago, IL)
ALL-AMERICAN CRED: Jenny is quite possibly the only sex symbol who is known as much for her twos as she is for her toilet humor. Jim Carrey gets to Hawaiian muscle-fuck that.

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INDIANA: Vivica A. Fox (South Bend, IN)
ALL-AMERICAN CRED: This cougar not only popularized the dental dam, she starred in Independence Day for Christ's sake. Salute!

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IOWA: Michelle Monaghan (Winthrop, IA)
ALL-AMERICAN CRED: Michelle Monaghan is the most exciting thing to happen to Iowa since the potato harvester.

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KANSAS: Chely Wright (Wellsville, KS)
ALL-AMERICAN CRED: She's a country-music singer. Country music, dammit!

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KENTUCKY: Tara Conner (Russell Springs, KY)
ALL-AMERICAN CRED: Miss Kentucky USA 2006 became the subject of controversy when she was caught drinking underage in NYC bars, using cocaine, and kissing Miss Teen USA Katie Blair. Sounds like a solid Friday night to us.

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LOUISIANA: Britney Spears (Kentwood, LA)
ALL-AMERICAN CRED: It's the classic American tale of a good, wholesome, Christian girl who is corrupted by the spotlight and falls into an ever-deepening spiral of drugs, sex, and crazy behavior. We like 'em crazy in the U.S. of A.

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MAINE: Ashley Underwood (Benton, ME)
ALL-AMERICAN CRED: From the foggy shores and green forests of Maine, Underwood emerged unscathed as Miss Maine USA 2009. She was preceded by Bullwinkle J. Moose.

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MARYLAND: Stacy Keibler (Baltimore, MD)
ALL-AMERICAN CRED: This WWE superstar is known for her 42" legs. You can only grow stems that long on a steady diet of freedom fries and Miracle-Gro.

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MASSACHUSETTS: Eliza Dushku (Watertown, MA)
ALL-AMERICAN CRED: Eliza's character on Dollhouse makes us forget that Barbie was the illest doll who ever did it.

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MICHIGAN: Reagan Gomez-Preston (Detroit, MI)
ALL-AMERICAN CRED:She debuted her face in The Parent 'Hood; she debuted her twos on the cover of King.

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MINNESOTA: Jessica Biel (Ely, MN)
ALL-AMERICAN CRED: We knew her from our days as grasshoppers on 7th Heaven; we grew to love her after she showed off her birthday suit in Playboy. God bless America.

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MISSISSIPPI: Lacey Chabert (Purvis, MS)
ALL-AMERICAN CRED: She played the cold-hearted Gretchen Weiner in Mean Girls and we loved every second of it... not that we saw Mean Girls.

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MISSOURI: Jenna Fischer (St. Louis, MO)
ALL-AMERICAN CRED: We don't really believe in office romance, but this fair-skinned secretary from The Office could get us to rethink our don't-shit-where-you-eat policy.

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MONTANA: Tera Patrick (Great Falls, MT)
ALL-AMERICAN CRED: Hard work is the key to success in America—just ask this fuck-doll who catapulted herself to success using KY, double-sided dildos, and a little extra elbow grease.

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NEBRASKA: Gabrielle Union (Omaha, NE)
ALL-AMERICAN CRED: Fuck a confederate flag, we're riding with the Union.

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NEVADA: Jenna Jameson (Las Vegas, NV)
ALL-AMERICAN CRED: Jenna is the quintessential American girl. She's faker than Vegas and is always ready for a money shot.

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NEW HAMPSHIRE: Mandy Moore (Nashua, NH)
ALL-AMERICAN CRED: Her name is almost synonymous with virginity and Christianity... it's sickening.

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NEW JERSEY: Christina Milian (Jersey City, NJ)
ALL-AMERICAN CRED: Finally, Jersey gets represented in Worldwide Wednesday.

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NEW MEXICO: Demi Moore (Roswell, NM)
ALL-AMERICAN CRED: It might be genetics or it might be plastic surgery, but this cougar is hotter than her daughter. Ouch.

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NEW YORK: Jennifer Lopez (The Bronx, NY)
ALL-AMERICAN CRED: It's Jenny from the block and she ain't talking Eastern Europe.

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NORTH CAROLINA: Evan Rachel Wood (Raleigh, NC)
ALL-AMERICAN CRED: Dating a creeper like Marilyn Manson was Evan's own pursuit of happiness.

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NORTH DAKOTA: Leslie Bibb (Bismarck, ND)
ALL-AMERICAN CRED: Yeah, she starred in Confessions of a Shopaholic but she's not getting a dime from us until she works for it. Ya dig?

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OHIO: Halle Berry (Cleveland, OH)
ALL-AMERICAN CRED: Let's be real: Swordfish topless scene, strip scene from Monster's Ball, and Hurricane Chris.

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OKLAHOMA: Olivia Munn (Oklahoma City, OK)
ALL-AMERICAN CRED: Olivia understands what it takes to be an American sex symbol. She plays video games, or at least pretends to, and has a great set of twos.

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OREGON: Holly Madison (Astoria, OR)
ALL-AMERICAN CRED: What's more patriotic than supporting Viagra sales?

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PENNSYLVANIA: Kelly Monaco (Philadelphia, PA)
ALL-AMERICAN CRED: She won the first season of Dancing With the Stars. They say if you can dance, you can fuck.

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RHODE ISLAND: Mena Suvari (Newport, RI)
ALL-AMERICAN CRED: She likes apple pies, but can we interest her in a cream pie?

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SOUTH CAROLINA: Angell Conwell (Orangeburg, SC)
ALL-AMERICAN CRED: She starred in Soul Plane, which is all the cred you need to make it to Worldwide Wednesday.

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SOUTH DAKOTA: January Jones (Sioux Falls, SD)
ALL-AMERICAN CRED: Some girly boy-band once had a song about girls who wear Abercrombie and Fitch—we finally understand why. This Abercrombie model looks great in nothing but a tiny jean skirt.

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TENNESSEE: Megan Fox (Oak Ridge, TN)
ALL-AMERICAN CRED:Simply... the... hottest... girl... ever.

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TEXAS: Beyoncé Knowles (Houston, TX)
ALL-AMERICAN CRED: She's a talented woman with an ear for good music and an even better voice. We respect a woman who can do her own thing even when she doesn't have to.

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UTAH: Julianne Hough (Provo, UT)
ALL-AMERICAN CRED: She's a two-time winner of Dancing with the Stars and sings country music too. Can't get much more American than that.

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VERMONT: JoJo (Brattleboro, VT)
ALL-AMERICAN CRED: In America, the age of consent is 18 years old. Happy birthday JoJo!

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VIRGINIA: Sandra Bullock (Arlington, VA)
ALL-AMERICAN CRED: We think of Sandra like an old American flag. Sure, it doesn't look like it once did but it still stands for something beautiful.

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WASHINGTON: Anna Faris (Edmonds, WA)
ALL-AMERICAN CRED: She's like a new-age Jenny McCarthy. We're just waiting for her to stop playing a Playboy Bunny in movies and actually become one.

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WEST VIRGINIA: Skylene Montgomery (Parkersburg, WV)
ALL-AMERICAN CRED: Miss West Virginia 2008 is as American as a Slinky or a Lifestyles condom.

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WISCONSIN: Heather Graham (Milwaukee, WI)
ALL-AMERICAN CRED: Rumor has it Heather Graham can cook a bratwurst in her cleavage in under five minutes.

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WYOMING: Cynthia Pate (Casper, WY)
ALL-AMERICAN CRED: Yeah, she's nothing too special but why don't you try going to Wyoming. Ain't shit going on there.

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