This lil' Chupacabra won't be getting your goat anymore.
Hide your goats! Another Chupacabra has been captured on video, proving once and for all that the "mythical" beast that sucks the blood of goats and other livestock does exist! OK, maybe it's just a dead-ass Xolo (a hairless breed of dog) that's been fed rodent poison, but if a semi-reputable, occasionally accurate news source like CNN tells us that it could be the Latino cousin of Bigfoot, who are we to question?
On the video, Jerry Ayer, a taxidermist in Blanco, Texas, displays the grey, leathery, hairless corpse of a curious creature he's been storing in his freezer (because there's nothing creepy or monstrous about that). We're admittedly disappointed that it looks less like an alien or demon than a hybrid of a coyote, kangaroo, wolverine, and rat (or somebody's pet Xolo). Still, it'll keep us up at nights wondering what might be lurking outside just waiting for something to suck on? Read on to see the CNN report as well as other Chupacabras caught on tape...
SPOTTED IN: Blanco, Texas
Complex says: If the facts are murky or non-existent, CNN is there.
SPOTTED IN: Cuero, Texas
Complex says: Don't mess with Texas. Seriously, somebody authorized these cowpokes to carry badges and guns.
SPOTTED IN: Coleman, Texas
Complex says: Chupacabra, or the love child of a farmer and his livestock?
SPOTTED IN: Saudi Arabia
Complex says: Well, it certainly has monstrous balls.
SPOTTED IN: Nuevo Laredo, Mexico
Complex says: With weak-ass evidence like this, we'd be hiding our faces too.
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Al September 2nd, 2009 at 04:09 PM
this post is better than the dunk post. IM AMUSE.
Daz LM September 2nd, 2009 at 05:43 PM
i spotted one in my pants the other day. cocaine is a hellova drug
steve September 2nd, 2009 at 06:08 PM
this is a dog -- Xoloitzcuintli -- look it up and quit gawking over a very common animal.
vazquez September 22nd, 2009 at 10:54 PM
this dude has to be the only one who still hasn't caught the idea that it's all fictional. cocaine IS a hell of a drug
C October 27th, 2009 at 08:53 PM
Which video best matches the description of the Chupacabra?? The Nuevo Laredo, Mexico does. However, it is not correct-appears fake. When I press the pause button a second kangarooish figure appears on the left. I witnessed one in 2008 and it wasn't a dog. The creature's wings are too high, face isn't long enough and the arms are low.. -C
C October 27th, 2009 at 08:54 PM
One more thing, the creatures in the other videos are canines.