Jessica Biel acts like a stripper and we act like we're not fully erect at work.

We've all seen Britney Spears's up-skirts. Cameron Diaz's modeling nudes, too. Now, at long last, we get to see another one of Justin Timberlake's chicks bare-ass. That's right, this weekend we finally get to watch Jessica Biel dancing topless in her new movie Powder Blue. She plays a single mom who strips to pay for her injured son's hospital bills, and hers is one of four interwoven stories about coping with loss seeing Jessica Biel naked.

We can't think of a better way for her to expose herself than playing a stripper (trust us, we thought long and hard on it). Biel is continuing a great tradition of actresses hitting the pole for roles—and we don't mean on the casting couch. In honor of her glorious reveal, Complex remembers the best starlet stripteases in movie history. Enjoy, and maybe wait a while before you stand up and walk around the office...

KIM BASINGER, 9 1/2 Weeks
• Joe Cocker? We hardly know her! (But yes, definitely.)

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DEMI MOORE, Striptease
• Ashton loved this when he saw it in the theater. So did his adult guardian.

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LINDSEY LOHAN, I Know Who Killed Me
• It turns out her many crotch shots may have been prep for this role. And here we thought her naked, abused labia were just running towards the light, trying to get far, far away from her.

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LISA RAYE, The Player's Club
• "We Be Clubbin'" ourselves in the head for having ever watched this awful Ice Cube movie, but we have to give it up to Lisa Raye, the first First Lady of the Turks and Caicos Islands who could "make it clap" whenever her politician husband gave a rousing speech.

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ELIZABETH BERKELEY, Showgirls
• A pretty startling move for a former teen star, but at least she didn't go straight to a Saved by the Balls bukkake set.

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JESSICA ALBA, Sin City
• The dance moves are nice enough, but the twos were out in the comics, so we're forced to strip Alba of our respect.

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MARISA TOMEI, The Wrestler
• Wrestler? We hardly know her. (But yes, definitely. In KY.)

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CHRISTINA APPLEGATE, Kiss of Fire
• Who knew that Christina would one day end up riding a pole when she was revolutionizing modern dance with "the Bundy bounce"?

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NATALIE PORTMAN, Closer
• How Portman, a Harvard graduate with a degree in psychology, didn't take the stage name "Poison Ivy," we don't know. The failures of our elite private school system...

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ROSELYN SANCHEZ, Yellow
• If we had a dollar for every stripper who was really a "dancer," we'd look like we just robbed a gang of strippers.

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JENNA JAMESON, Zombie Strippers
• Really, when you consider that the nerve endings in most strippers' twos are dead already, it makes perfect sense.

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SALMA HAYEK, From Dusk Till Dawn
• Our snake is... charmed.

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DARRYL HANNAH, Dancing at the Blue Iguana
• According to Strip Notes, the flick's companion documentary, Hannah did a lot of research for this role. And we've been academically studying the effects bust-off has on the inside of selvedge denim!

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ROSE MCGOWAN, Planet Terror
• We want to be titillated but the thought of Marilyn Manson's makeup-caked manhood having once touched her takes us to Planet Terror for real.

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PENELOPE CRUZ, Chromophobia
• "Chromophobia" is not the "fear of chrome," but you probably figured that out from her pole positioning.

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MIA KIRSHNER, Exotica
• That naughty schoolgirl outfit deserves a very stern D+.

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CAMERON DIAZ, DREW BARRYMORE & LUCY LIU, Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle
• It's not our throttle that's full! (Get it? It's our penis.)

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KEIRA KNIGHTLEY, Domino
• Now if only we could parachute Keira into the West Bank to give Israelis and Palestinians lapdances, we could relieve all the tension in the Middle East.

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PARIS HILTON, House of Wax
• Later on, Paris takes a pole to her head and dies. Exceptional endowment has been a gift and a curse for us too.

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JAMIE LEE CURTIS, True Lies
• You're damn right we gave you the Italian dub! What part of Jamie Lee's ass dropping like it's hot do you need translated?

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REBECCA ROMIJN, Femme Fatale
• Those luxurious locks... Those smoldering eyes... Those luscious lips... Thank you, Antonio, thank you.

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ELISHA CUTHBERT, The Girl Next Door
• Word to her ex Sean Avery, perhaps she's pucked a few too many hockey players, but we're still game for filthy fifths in the five hole.