72. Saturday Night Live (NBC)
Some nights were liver than others, but thanks to Tina Fey's Sarah Palin, Will Forte's MacGruber, and Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake's dicks in a box (ll), it wasn't absurd to stay in on a Saturday night in the 2000s. It's not like you can't get drunk and fuck on a Tuesday.
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Currently appearing in his 15th season, Darrell Hammond holds the record for the number of seasons as a cast member.