100. Flavor of Love (VH1)
Flavor Flav stars as the object of affection for a group of inexplicably besotted women. Yes, it occurs in this dimension—but add in spitting and hair-pulling from ladies who think that gold-digging is a fine art, and things become even more perverse. How Hoopz came out of this one alive we have no idea.
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Flavor of Love was the highest-rated show in VH1 history. Way to go, America!